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A monthly newsletter sent out to previous and present clients as well as a selected list of different businesses in the Niagara Peninsula

August 2005


This just in --- and this           Flash announcement      


An interesting news item came across my desk recently and a rather lighthearted report came to my attention in an e-mail a couple of days ago.
The first pointed out that high tech advances can make a difference in even a low tech area of the business world.
The second can be seen as something of a tongue in check sequel to my November 2004 newsletter about the value of the White House.
Both seem worth passing on. After all, we don't have to stay serious all the time, do we?

We're out of paper towels!
Among the day to day concerns of property management people is the need to keep washrooms clean and stocked  with tissues and towels.  Regularly scheduled inspection visits by store, plaza, hotel, or office/apartment building maintenance staff can achieve some results.  However, washroom usage is not only unpredictable but also implies a relatively unwelcome expense if it's to be monitored on a continuing basis.
Admittedly, in some high end establishments, especially in parts of the U.K. and Europe, there are attendants in place, but there is then an accompanying above average rental or overnight accommodation charge that helps pay for it all. 
Enter, therefore, Cognos Systems, a Californian firm that offers an answer by way of wireless and electronic controls.

Their website -- http://www.cognos-systems.com/ -- explains that their primary concern is with monitoring cross contamination in the foodstuffs, medical, and other industries that can inadvertently spread harmful or dangerous bacteria.  The emphasis is therefore on ensuring compliance with hygiene protocol and preventing unauthorized entry into secure areas such as clean rooms.  As part of the system, though, remote devices are employed to issues signals when towel and other dispensers become empty.
By extension, installations are available for commercial buildings so that  maintenance staff can be instantly made aware that more towels, soap, tissues, and the like are required.
The website doesn't give much indication of the cost of installing the wireless devices -- and that seemingly is the design of them -- but it's likely to be less than the fulltime wage bills that are otherwise going to be involved.
In any case, however, the gain in profile has to count for something, doesn't it?
Those of us who do much travelling or driving around know how much displeasure we experience if we have to make a "pit stop" and find the place unfit for use.
Hey, just think of all the gas stations, fast food outlets,and shopping plazas, not to mention the small hotels, motels, and other wayside establishments that could make up a whole new market for this high/low tech application!

Psst, wanna buy a deed to the White House?
You could say it's a good example of  Only in Canada, but David Jenneson, a Vancouver novelist, brought me up to date last week regarding his fun foray into the Title Search aspect of real estate.
Planning a novel about a Canadian realtor who sells the White House, David discovered that the U.S. Government doesn't in fact have a deed that records ownership of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.  He discovered that George Washington, who ordered the purchase of a building site from one David Burnes, didn't end up with any duly signed and recorded transfer of the property in the early 1790s. This is borne out by the official reply to an enquiry David made to the Archives people.

Armed with this knowledge, David decided to offer to sell a Quit Claim deed for the White House via e-Bay, but the venture was very short lived. Within a day, his ad was removed, as per the wording that can be seen at http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4401373494.

You can read a few more of the details -- and place an order for his book -- on David's website at http://nightoftherealtors.com/index.htm.

Hey, who says we don't have a sense of humour in Canada, eh?

And, as I've said/implied on other occasions, the real estate business does have its interesting moments, doesn't it?

             Duncan Pollock, Exclusive Buyer Broker                             
Duncan Pollock, Real Estate Broker,
427 Gate Street, Niagara-on-the-Lake,
Ontario, Canada L0S 1J0
Tel: 905-468-3154 Fax: 905-468-3812
Cellular: 905-704-9037
email:
duncanpollock@sympatico.ca
Note: E-mail addressed changed as above on Nov 3 2007
website:
http://www.duncanpollock.com

PS.  One of my web pages provides a list of the other newsletters I've sent out. If you choose to go to it, you can click on any title to bring up its full text.
PPS.  I've recently been invited and encouraged to create a second website, one that deals with my approach to the industrial, commercial, and investment real estate market.  You can reach it, if you're so inclined, at http://www.iciniagara.com.  





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